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BOB FUCKING VILA
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Join date : 2008-02-03
Location : Rochester, NY
 |  Subject: Get your SHAMWOW today!  Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:59 am | |
| http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html - Quote :
- MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
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S.F.s/AKs
When you have sex with me, its like your having sex with everyone ive ever had sex with before.
Posts : 1088
Join date : 2008-04-05
Age : 30
Location : Toronto
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:46 pm | |
| AHAHAHAHA well theres always still zorbees | |
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usmc|sharky
Im the real Slim Shadey.
Posts : 999
Join date : 2008-04-09
Age : 39
Location : Havenot, NC
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:04 pm | |
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Yuriy.GoG
I have the libido of a tiger!
Posts : 702
Join date : 2008-07-07
Age : 33
Location : Portland, OR
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:51 am | |
| Rofl, i thought the story ends with him finding a dick in the hoes skirt, but its still funny. | |
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Pemburuh Itu
I am a professional Child Pornography critic.
Posts : 854
Join date : 2008-08-17
Age : 38
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:01 pm | |
| Sounds like a personal experience there Yuriy, how was it? The dick I mean. | |
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Pemburuh Itu
I am a professional Child Pornography critic.
Posts : 854
Join date : 2008-08-17
Age : 38
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:15 pm | |
| P.S. This guy got what he deserved for trying to kiss that hooker. | |
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Bong Hits For Jesus
Im the real Slim Shadey.
Posts : 974
Join date : 2008-02-03
Location : Atlanta, Georgia
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:33 pm | |
| Who kisses a hooker? honestly... | |
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pubb!n
I have the libido of a tiger!
Posts : 786
Join date : 2008-03-09
Age : 32
Location : Atlanta, GA
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:47 pm | |
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Surf&Turf
Forum Troll
Posts : 132
Join date : 2008-06-26
Age : 37
Location : Maryland
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:55 pm | |
| anyone shocked by the mugshots? from the commercials i thought this guy was like 25-30...makeup ftw | |
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I have the libido of a tiger!
Posts : 734
Join date : 2008-08-16
Location : Pennsylvania, USA
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:36 pm | |
| he looks like a crocadile in the shamwow pick | |
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pubb!n
I have the libido of a tiger!
Posts : 786
Join date : 2008-03-09
Age : 32
Location : Atlanta, GA
| | Subject: Re: Get your SHAMWOW today! Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:06 pm | |
| - Surf&Turf wrote:
- anyone shocked by the mugshots? from the commercials i thought this guy was like 25-30...makeup ftw
Yeah, motherfucker's old as shit. | |
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