Formal Complaint against: nigga please

To: nigga please
From: Dirt

At approx. 1:25am (EST) I was banned from the server. As I sit here writing this angry letter I am quite calm and collected. I feel no shame in my actions that led up to me being banned of which I shall briefly discuss next. I was sitting there minding my own business when I see an admin (nigga please) asking these two faggots who were hostie room camping to not hostie room camp. Now at this point I had run all out of money (might of been cocaine, might have been a bad KD) but this is besides the point. Now i ask a few times rather bluntly "ADMIN GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MONEY YOU FUCK" quid pro quo, when in reality I had nothing to offer. He slayed me. This man, had the gall to slay me right on the spot. I felt insulted, I felt trampled on. This continued for several rounds, I kept my cool and asked 'ignorant nigga please give me some [fucking] money.' I currently do not remember if i said fucking or not. I am a regular and never break the rules other than a little racism when its needed for some easy and rather hilarous trolling. Other than that I am on point and have several people that can attest to this. Now i demand the ban be lifted, and I have unlimited money ALL the time. I also demand a little cocaine. Nigga please was only doing his job and i was only doing mine.

-Dirt

I banned you for two hours because you were being a prick.

Understandable. Thank you, my penis is still larger regardless of the ban.

-Dirt

lol

Alright, I've been


That shit is NOT FUNNY.
This is funny.


Look cocksmuggling Havoc, or whatever lameass gamertag you need to get raped, and get raped hard. I sat here furiously (credits to user: Furious Beef in GoG server) get into your server since 3:25AM. As a result of your noob ass admin having so much cock rammed and jammed into his throat, my ban has been more than two hours. For any hours after 3:45AM I DEMAND compensation by way of cocaine. Any other form of payment will be rejected and legal actions will follow suit. What the living fuck is the problem here. Alls a man asks for is to be unbanned for doing nothing wrong (and maybe a little cocaine, if you happened to be a person in that situation.)

No seriously unban me this is gay and so is the Admin of whom has authority to ban while performing oral felatio on other men. Nobody likes a shit-storm:


And I am not happy of your rather dry sense of humor.

can we perma ban him already? he is way more annoying than i am..

Whose this guy? The door is that way -->

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Lol


Easy's right

I have put a vote on the top of this page...Perma ban or not!

I'm not sure if I find him funny or just a retard.

he's definantly approaching this the wrong way, he's acting like a douche when asking for an unban. Now that's just retarded.

Granted, I see more humor in this on his part than seriousness.
I wouldn't take anything to heart, haha

And Easy: Fuck no. You've still got the title <3

Get fucked and shut your mouth. Perma him.

He's gone from the forum.

lol kk but no steam id

wrong time to be acting like an asshole and making jokes

Ohh look, I can do pictures too

Popsicle wrote:

Ohh look, I can do pictures too

LMAO!!!!

the fellas not bad. I enjoy playing/chattin with him on assault...i think he means well. Why not just ban him from forums and lift his ban on assault?

Wow you people are absolutely nuts! I did nothing wrong, I have seen worse go on in your server, yet because your admins are still in their senior year of highschool they feel as though their authority should be enforced and acted upon. Obviously none of you that voted yes have a sense of humor, and the ban is pretty gay. I will get by; however, I must voice my opinion. This will be my new "gamertag" i will wear the GoG tag as a boycott. I will say its the Gays only Gaming club, and direct them to your forums, in every server I join. Was it worth it in the end? Prolly not, most of you wouldn't have heard from me period, and to the people I played with I imagine they had a few laughs playing with me.

tl;dr your admins are gay 18 year olds, i don't care, i will disgrace your 'team' to the best of my ability in my leisure time without sacrificing any effort. TYVM for the new name, and meaning to GoG. Get a life most of you.

Pic related:

oh btw, I will be using my friends steam account to play on your server regularly, under a different name, I will also do my best to troll your forums, and troll them hard. Proxies, useless emails, and more. This is not a challenge to power, but a question to it. Was banning a peaceful regular right? No. Will this accomplish anything on my part? No. Will the lulz be had, absolutely and that my friends, is what matters, in no way am I hostile towards anyone I havent played with, as I have no judgement on them. I however am quite judgemental against twoface easy, as well as ENVY the powertrip asian whom started your shitstorm.

Pic related:

I shall not start the trolling till the final word is said, as stated, I have no 'bone to pick' with most of your team, just the ENVY guys to behonest. But it will be trolled, and trolled hard you mark my words.

You writing these paragraphs about how your going to "troll" a video game community just proves how much little of a life you have. Your pictures do not make me feel sad, or angry, thus this is not trolling. Go into your moms basement, snort some of that baking soda you call cocaine, and regroup. Come back when you have l2troll.


In the Immortal words of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Thank you, come again


banned

Bong Hits For Jesus wrote:

You writing these paragraphs about how your going to "troll" a video game community just proves how much little of a life you have. Your pictures do not make me feel sad, or angry, thus this is not trolling. Go into your moms basement, snort some of that baking soda you call cocaine, and regroup. Come back when you have l2troll.


In the Immortal words of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Thank you, come again


banned

win!

Bong Hits For Jesus wrote:

You writing these paragraphs about how your going to "troll" a video game community just proves how much little of a life you have. Your pictures do not make me feel sad, or angry, thus this is not trolling. Go into your moms basement, snort some of that baking soda you call cocaine, and regroup. Come back when you have l2troll.


In the Immortal words of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Thank you, come again


banned

lawl... i know you had to look up spelling on that

Mr. Crackers Tea Festival wrote:

the fellas not bad. I enjoy playing/chattin with him on assault...i think he means well. Why not just ban him from forums and lift his ban on assault?

i dont think he is banned in assault, we never got an id i dont think... hes just in here showing his quality, and his age