Applying to Survivor

Hey you nerds, I need some help.

So, since I am soooo cool, I am currently applying to survivor. Yes, you heard me, applying to survivor. I filled out the application completely and now I need to create a video.

Here is my problem, 1) I don't know what program I can use to create a video 2) I have no idea how to use basically any program.

I don't have a video camera so i am going to use, so I have to do the basic web cam thing and insert pictures of myself, while doing a voice over....

Any help would be greatly appreciated. And I have to submit this by January 11th... Woof

Thanks!
Asians.

Hah nice! Good luck Asians. As for the movie, I'd use windows movie maker. It can let you do all that.

That pretty easy to use for a dumb ass such as myself? And do I need to download it or buy it or something?

Naw it comes free with windows OS im pretty sure. Editing on that is eh not too bad. lol Sony Vegas is one the best you can get (I'd torrent it if I were you). And really you dont even have a camera phone?? If you do plan on just pictures, I'd use something like Audacity for teh voice-over although the syncing would need to be precise. Well GL.

now way bro!
you'd be awesome on that show haha