Heretic's August Long Lake Trip (lots of pictures)

Managed to consume $240 worth of alcohol, get arrested, crack my ribs, fall off of a balcony, hit someone over the head with a garbage can, break a chair leg over someone's face, as well as lose my phone in the lake.. Along with my dignity. I am going to burn in hell when I die from cirrhosis in 5 years.
These are only pictures with me in them, the rest from the whole trip are on my Facebook if you have me on it


This next picture is no joke. Apparently I was holding up traffic on the gravel road into the campgrounds because I was passed out in the middle of it. My friend literally dragged me about 100 feet back to our campground, and I held onto the bottle the whole time.

Passed out and fell.

Beer Darts



Don't know what happened here...

This is what happens when you try to beer bong 6 shots of southern comfort and half a beer at once at 10 in the morning:


9 in the goddamn morning


Like I said, got lots more on my Facebook if you feel like checking out alot more gong show pictures! I have problems as you can see.

looks like it was fun, too bad you were face down in the mud the whole time

dude, we should party.

Those damn Canadians are having all the fun.

falling off the balcony is how u cracked ur ribs?

AHAHAHA Heretic NICE...well to be honest u prob shouold have been carryin the bottle, cops tend to notice that

Nah Pubs, my friend and I were fighting for fun, but it was a particularly intense fight. He got me in a headlock, and gave me directed body shots to my left side for a good 5 straight minutes. I later found out that my ribs had been cracked haha. All in good fun!

heretic wrote:

Nah Pubs, my friend and I were fighting for fun, but it was a particularly intense fight. He got me in a headlock, and gave me directed body shots to my left side for a good 5 straight minutes. I later found out that my ribs had been cracked haha. All in good fun!

You see? Thats exactly why i have no white friends. Well i have one, but he knows not to pull a move like that on me.

I thought I was your only white friend, but I just remembered... I am black.