Eat my cunt. has officially made an application. Get to know me.

*Name : Matthew Charles Simon

CSS Nickname : Eat my cunt.

Steam ID : STEAM_0:0:16098816 00:07 91 0 active

Got a Mic?: Naturally

*Other Clans : Fuck no.

*Other Games : The Game maybe.

*Any other information you'd like to add:

Anyways. I think its time we've all come to realize how much I truly love GOG. I've only been around for a couple weeks but you guys rock. You accept my name, my fowl language, and agree with most of my opinions. I've said hello to every member that has been on while was, I've pwned a few games and sure many more. I'm fairly experienced, I use to play this game all the time when I was younger but then life hit me. I played three seasons of calO and helped a TWL team for a two seasons. I never really took it too seriously, but I like to kill people. I'm a fairly well rounded player. I know all maps, most strats and most spots or at least the best ones in most maps. I can correctly use flashbangs, nades and smokes to the teams advantage and although I've been out for a while, I'm back and better than ever, with more humor. Ak and M4 are my favorite guns but I also take pride in my sniping. I love scoutknives and have gotten fairly good but I also blossomed a deathly awp shot. I'm just a guy thats good to have around. Really, even if I can just tag up to rep GOG.

Ps. Rowan eats cunt nades.

Edit: After reading some of the other apps, I'm also eighteen and Canadian reppin where I'm from east coast canada.

dammit i lost the game,

you seem cool stick around, i havent been on wat-so-ever so you probably wont know me, you also made the app correctly *+1 internets!*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_game.jpg

I can also play both sides on all maps.

Eatmycunt wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_game.jpg

I can also play both sides on all maps.

lol what the fuck does that link have to do with?

And a non-T-WHORE is a good start.

idk if ive seen him or not.. but he seems pretty damn cool. keep playing

[GoG] Yuriy wrote:

Eatmycunt wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_game.jpg

I can also play both sides on all maps.

lol what the fuck does that link have to do with?

And a non-T-WHORE is a good start.

Kids say, oh you just lost the game (meaning if you remember the game you lose). I play The Game (picking up chicks) which would be the only other game I play, kids like me don't play games. Certified tough as fuck.

Eatmycunt wrote:

[GoG] Yuriy wrote:

Eatmycunt wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_game.jpg

I can also play both sides on all maps.

lol what the fuck does that link have to do with?

And a non-T-WHORE is a good start.

Kids say, oh you just lost the game (meaning if you remember the game you lose). I play The Game (picking up chicks) which would be the only other game I play, kids like me don't play games. Certified tough as fuck.

i usually just call it the art of picking up chicks

w/e

I like playing with him.

Though the name is profane... but what do I know

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Eatmycunt wrote:

[GoG] Yuriy wrote:

Eatmycunt wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_game.jpg

I can also play both sides on all maps.

lol what the fuck does that link have to do with?

And a non-T-WHORE is a good start.

Kids say, oh you just lost the game (meaning if you remember the game you lose). I play The Game (picking up chicks) which would be the only other game I play, kids like me don't play games. Certified tough as fuck.

i usually just call it the art of picking up chicks

w/e

I'm jus playin, same here. Vinny and Jules ftw!

Niiiiiiiice you get my vote officially