A story about a smelly hobo (no, not easy...surprisingly)

hey guys, i'm bored at my internship so i stopped by these forums to see how everyone was doing. it seems like immaturity is still running rampant around these parts...AWESOME.

i've decided to share a story with you guys; a lesson on personal hygiene, if you will.

first some background info. if you don't already know, i live in New York City. if you guessed that i pay a ridiculous rent for a tiny ass apartment and spend the rest on overpriced food/alcohol/clothes...sadly, you're right.

anyway, i was on my way to my internship and it was raining pretty heavily. i walk down into the subway station and stood amongst the crowd of suits & hipsters (fyi, skinny jeans are gay). the subway comes and every car is full except one...occupied by a fat, dirty, unemployed, smelly ass hobo.

the smell was putrid to say the least. it was bad enough he didn't shower but he was soaking wet from the rain, which intensified the odor. it was so bad that several people looked like they were going to puke until a woman in a corporate suit finally caved and vomited on the platform. (apparently, she had cherrios for breakfast.)

of course, people start protesting that this walking biological weapon was taking up a whole car while people with actual jobs needed to get to work. a couple of suits start complaining to the conductor and the MTA employee manning the ticket booth. eventually the police patrolling the streets above showed up and kicked his ass off the subway. the funny thing is nobody rode on the empty subway car because it still smelled like darth's mouth after he tossed easy's salad.

moral of the story: wash your ass.

(and yes, i am really bored to type this all out. maybe i should bring my laptop and play cs:s here from now on.)

i dont get it if i dont bathe for a couple of weeks, i can have a whole car to my self
its a win win

Halolamer wrote:

i dont get it if i dont bathe for a couple of weeks, i can have a whole car to my self
its a win win

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE damn its been awhile, how you been? And sorry to hear about your shitty new york life...but thats what you get for supporting that asshole Arod

sup google. I sure as hell hope that dude wasn't hungry. If so you should've hooked him up with those cheerios.. Wasting food like that what the fuck.

Fuck the man lets all be smelly bums!