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Okay this story is sort of gross and gay but anyways...

Alright, I'm like 9 years old and I used to take tae-kwon-do lessons. (don't say anything T3CH.)
Before the lesson started I had to take this big ass shit.
So I'm about to go to the bathroom and it was occupied (Hence, it only had 1 bathroom)
I waited for a good 10-15 minutes, until my instructor comes out.
I'm about to go in but he pulls me out and says "Wot are you doing?" (in his gay korean accent)
I said "I got to go poo."
He told me to wait, builds "character"?
So I'm going through the lesson with extreme pain
I tried to sneak past him and go to the bathroom but he locked the door to get there.
So I was like "WHAT THE FUCK?!??!?!"
I went back to my lesson and then like 10 minutes before it finished, he said let's play dodgeball.
I was like no way...
(Back then, we played dodgeball with socks rolled up together and there would be 1 target)
Everyone had a turn and then came my turn, I thought okay I can dodge them all.
So I did dodge most of them until I realized my fuckin' gay ass instructor still had his "ball".
He whipped it right at my stomach.
So first I was like then and of course .
It was like BOOM, everything just shot out.
I quit the next day after that.
Oh and also I walked home from TaeKwonDo... or waddled in this case.

ROFL no way.

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

T3CH wrote:

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

ILL SHARE MY STORY {GOG} HAS BECOME HOMOSEXUAL THERES ONLY LIKE FEW COOLS ADMIN
WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IS IT >>>>>A GAME<<<<<<
BOB ITS THE MAN
HERETIC ITS THE MAN
I THOUGH IRISH WAS COOL BUT TURNS OUT THAT LEPRACUNT ITS GAY JUST LIKE BCEL
BCEL NEEDS TO STFU CUZ HIS A QUEER AND I HOPE HIS MOM DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH
AND STOP TRYING TO RUN GOG LIKE YOU FUCKIN INVENTED IT
SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYOTHER CHILLIN MO FUCKAS
OH THE BONG ITS COOL WHEN HIS NOT ON THE RAG
GET ON MY LEVEL ITS COOL CUZ HE DOSENT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOSILY
AND IF I THINK OF ANY OF YOU FAGS ILL LET YOU KNOW .
OH YEA AND YURI YOUR A FUCKIN FAG YOU KICKED ME BECAUSE I WAS CALLIN THAT RUSSIAN FAG A HACKER
GO FUCK YOUR SISTER HILL BILL

Bcelitsafag wrote:

T3CH wrote:

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

ILL SHARE MY STORY {GOG} HAS BECOME HOMOSEXUAL THERES ONLY LIKE FEW COOLS ADMIN
WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IS IT >>>>>A GAME<<<<<<
BOB ITS THE MAN
HERETIC ITS THE MAN
I THOUGH IRISH WAS COOL BUT TURNS OUT THAT LEPRACUNT ITS GAY JUST LIKE BCEL
BCEL NEEDS TO STFU CUZ HIS A QUEER AND I HOPE HIS MOM DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH
AND STOP TRYING TO RUN GOG LIKE YOU FUCKIN INVENTED IT
SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYOTHER CHILLIN MO FUCKAS
OH THE BONG ITS COOL WHEN HIS NOT ON THE RAG
GET ON MY LEVEL ITS COOL CUZ HE DOSENT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOSILY
AND IF I THINK OF ANY OF YOU FAGS ILL LET YOU KNOW .
OH YEA AND YURI YOUR A FUCKIN FAG YOU KICKED ME BECAUSE I WAS CALLIN THAT RUSSIAN FAG A HACKER
GO FUCK YOUR SISTER HILL BILL

hahaha yuriy and bcel hate..am startin to like this guy

easy muhfuckin e wrote:

Bcelitsafag wrote:

T3CH wrote:

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

ILL SHARE MY STORY {GOG} HAS BECOME HOMOSEXUAL THERES ONLY LIKE FEW COOLS ADMIN
WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IS IT >>>>>A GAME<<<<<<
BOB ITS THE MAN
HERETIC ITS THE MAN
I THOUGH IRISH WAS COOL BUT TURNS OUT THAT LEPRACUNT ITS GAY JUST LIKE BCEL
BCEL NEEDS TO STFU CUZ HIS A QUEER AND I HOPE HIS MOM DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH
AND STOP TRYING TO RUN GOG LIKE YOU FUCKIN INVENTED IT
SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYOTHER CHILLIN MO FUCKAS
OH THE BONG ITS COOL WHEN HIS NOT ON THE RAG
GET ON MY LEVEL ITS COOL CUZ HE DOSENT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOSILY
AND IF I THINK OF ANY OF YOU FAGS ILL LET YOU KNOW .
OH YEA AND YURI YOUR A FUCKIN FAG YOU KICKED ME BECAUSE I WAS CALLIN THAT RUSSIAN FAG A HACKER
GO FUCK YOUR SISTER HILL BILL

hahaha yuriy and bcel hate..am startin to like this guy

NIGGA I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT FUCK YOU
ITS FUCKIN MASTAAAAAA WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK THIS ISSSSS

your baby daddy

Hahaaa! I'm the man apparently

I don't think he's gonna get unbanned, fag.

agreed

Bcelitsafag wrote:

T3CH wrote:

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

ILL SHARE MY STORY {GOG} HAS BECOME HOMOSEXUAL THERES ONLY LIKE FEW COOLS ADMIN
WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IS IT >>>>>A GAME<<<<<<
BOB ITS THE MAN
HERETIC ITS THE MAN
I THOUGH IRISH WAS COOL BUT TURNS OUT THAT LEPRACUNT ITS GAY JUST LIKE BCEL
BCEL NEEDS TO STFU CUZ HIS A QUEER AND I HOPE HIS MOM DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH
AND STOP TRYING TO RUN GOG LIKE YOU FUCKIN INVENTED IT
SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYOTHER CHILLIN MO FUCKAS
OH THE BONG ITS COOL WHEN HIS NOT ON THE RAG
GET ON MY LEVEL ITS COOL CUZ HE DOSENT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOSILY
AND IF I THINK OF ANY OF YOU FAGS ILL LET YOU KNOW .
OH YEA AND YURI YOUR A FUCKIN FAG YOU KICKED ME BECAUSE I WAS CALLIN THAT RUSSIAN FAG A HACKER
GO FUCK YOUR SISTER HILL BILL

how come you spell is its?

lol masta nice one

4 8 15 16 23 42 wrote:

Bcelitsafag wrote:

T3CH wrote:

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

ILL SHARE MY STORY {GOG} HAS BECOME HOMOSEXUAL THERES ONLY LIKE FEW COOLS ADMIN
WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IS IT >>>>>A GAME<<<<<<
BOB ITS THE MAN
HERETIC ITS THE MAN
I THOUGH IRISH WAS COOL BUT TURNS OUT THAT LEPRACUNT ITS GAY JUST LIKE BCEL
BCEL NEEDS TO STFU CUZ HIS A QUEER AND I HOPE HIS MOM DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH
AND STOP TRYING TO RUN GOG LIKE YOU FUCKIN INVENTED IT
SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYOTHER CHILLIN MO FUCKAS
OH THE BONG ITS COOL WHEN HIS NOT ON THE RAG
GET ON MY LEVEL ITS COOL CUZ HE DOSENT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOSILY
AND IF I THINK OF ANY OF YOU FAGS ILL LET YOU KNOW .
OH YEA AND YURI YOUR A FUCKIN FAG YOU KICKED ME BECAUSE I WAS CALLIN THAT RUSSIAN FAG A HACKER
GO FUCK YOUR SISTER HILL BILL

how come you spell is its?

BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING MAGGOT FUCK YOUR FAMILY .....>>>>>amen<<<<<<<<<<<

you were obviously deprived as a child....

Lol I knew it was master by the CAPs.

Oh and master, that's not a story.
That's an opinion. Get it right, nub.

Bcelitsafag wrote:

4 8 15 16 23 42 wrote:

Bcelitsafag wrote:

T3CH wrote:

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

ILL SHARE MY STORY {GOG} HAS BECOME HOMOSEXUAL THERES ONLY LIKE FEW COOLS ADMIN
WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IS IT >>>>>A GAME<<<<<<
BOB ITS THE MAN
HERETIC ITS THE MAN
I THOUGH IRISH WAS COOL BUT TURNS OUT THAT LEPRACUNT ITS GAY JUST LIKE BCEL
BCEL NEEDS TO STFU CUZ HIS A QUEER AND I HOPE HIS MOM DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH
AND STOP TRYING TO RUN GOG LIKE YOU FUCKIN INVENTED IT
SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYOTHER CHILLIN MO FUCKAS
OH THE BONG ITS COOL WHEN HIS NOT ON THE RAG
GET ON MY LEVEL ITS COOL CUZ HE DOSENT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOSILY
AND IF I THINK OF ANY OF YOU FAGS ILL LET YOU KNOW .
OH YEA AND YURI YOUR A FUCKIN FAG YOU KICKED ME BECAUSE I WAS CALLIN THAT RUSSIAN FAG A HACKER
GO FUCK YOUR SISTER HILL BILL

how come you spell is its?

BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING MAGGOT FUCK YOUR FAMILY .....>>>>>amen<<<<<<<<<<<

lol you such a fag masta.. i kicked you cause you wouldnt stfu about russian powner.. he doesnt hack your just bad.. and you could have rejoined i only KICKED YOU not banned .. so stfu im one of the only people that said to unban you.. talk more.

Bcelitsafag wrote:

T3CH wrote:

HAHAHAHA
thats the funniest shit EVER
i'll think of one and then you can make fun of me lol

...lol... tae kwon do....LMFAO

ILL SHARE MY STORY {GOG} HAS BECOME HOMOSEXUAL THERES ONLY LIKE FEW COOLS ADMIN
WHO ACTUALLY TAKE THIS GAME FOR WHAT IS IT >>>>>A GAME<<<<<<
BOB ITS THE MAN
HERETIC ITS THE MAN
I THOUGH IRISH WAS COOL BUT TURNS OUT THAT LEPRACUNT ITS GAY JUST LIKE BCEL
BCEL NEEDS TO STFU CUZ HIS A QUEER AND I HOPE HIS MOM DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH
AND STOP TRYING TO RUN GOG LIKE YOU FUCKIN INVENTED IT
SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYOTHER CHILLIN MO FUCKAS
OH THE BONG ITS COOL WHEN HIS NOT ON THE RAG
GET ON MY LEVEL ITS COOL CUZ HE DOSENT TAKE THIS GAME SERIOSILY
AND IF I THINK OF ANY OF YOU FAGS ILL LET YOU KNOW .
OH YEA AND YURI YOUR A FUCKIN FAG YOU KICKED ME BECAUSE I WAS CALLIN THAT RUSSIAN FAG A HACKER
GO FUCK YOUR SISTER HILL BILL

no love for the koala?