Unban request

Will you stupid mother fuckers unban me? I was banned for shooting one of your pussy admins through a wall. The little cunt decides to drop through the vent as a CT, and I shoot the bitch as he is falling. He says I glitched and hacked and then he banned me. Then the little dick pirate decides to say I cant shoot anyone unless they are on my radar. I see someone in the vent on the radar and I shoot him, so he slays me. This happens a bunch throughout the time I am in there. Every single time I seemed to kill one of you're admins, they would either slay or drug me. I think the topic of admin abuse needs to be addressed among your cuntmins throughout this clan of colon perforating faggots. Every round, the admin who I would always kill, which became fun at this moment since I suspect he was a 14 year old rage fag, would give himself a different gun while he was in the upper vent.

Then comes another incident. Despite your cock gobbling, I decided to help you guys out, and start up your other server which is always empty. I did this out of goodwill, and I had no bad intentions in it. One of your emo admins, fagbot, comes in and starts abusing admin. First off, at the beginning of every round, he would slap himself, so he could get a head start on meeting the other team first. Then he started to slay me, which I deemed abuse, and then I got banned. The other admins just sat by and let this happen.

Given you all hated LSS because our server was much more successful than yours, and that you can't handle FF being on, I think the abuse you have shown towards the entire clan, and even regulars on the server is quite disrespectful.

But wait a minute, aren't I being disrespectful here? You may be thinking in your fucked up faggot minds, "wow, this guy is a hypocrite". You are correct, but only to a certain extent. I am merely showing you all the type of disrespect that I, and the rest of the old LSS community has been shown.

The night our server went down, we had members come in and play on your server. They came to me saying that they were banned for just wearing the LSS tag, even the recruits were. We simply wanted to play the game, on a populated assault server. As you guys know, there aren't that many out there.

Now this is going to sound even more hypocritical, but I think you all need to mature the fuck up, and just unban any old LSS members, and let us play in peace.

I'm sure by now you are going to say no, and I honestly don't expect anything less.

In closing, I think that as a clan, you all get together with your brothers, nephews, uncles, fathers, grandfathers, great uncles, and all go to town on eachother. I think you take turns fucking everyone in the ass, then blowing your loads all over their noses. Then you all suck up the shit-semen mixture, put it in a blender, add urine, and then some more shit, and mix in some wine coolers (yes, because you are just that gay). Then you proceed to making this mixture into a fountain of shit cum bitch drink, and you swim in it then drink it. Now your mothers are slightly involved in this too, since they take turns seeing how far they can fit their fat forearms up each and everyone in attendances colon. I heard that asian rice fag's mom has the record, since she was able to tickle the queers uvula.

Goodnight, and fuck you.

That was pretty funny. Impressive even... for a faggot. I don't know what that was all about but all I got at the end was you just imagined a very homosexual orgy. I just want to know what fucked up mental asylum you came from. We're "fags" apparently but you somehow come up with that very descriptive account of one of your sex-capades. I'm actually gonna be nice about this and say goodnight, and fuck you too

i read half of this and i dont plan on reading the rest. he was in mixmap with myself koala and maybe bong.. he might have left.. at one point he told me to unban him from assault, didnt ask. i told him no, then he disrespected the admins in the assault server, i told him not to disrespect admins. then he started laying into me so i banned him for 30 minutes. he had another clan member with him who then stop talking shit, i told him the ban was for 30 minutes and not to disrespect other players or admins.

before this event these two were being fuckheads and occasionally glitch camping spawn in cbbl. i was ignoring them untill they started talking shit about admins

edit {i did read the rest of it, and that last paragraph is priceless, pretty funny coming from a whiny bitch

hahahahahah you're emo.

DoCBB wrote:

hahahahahah you're emo.

I read the first comment and this one.

KKTHXBIBANNED

On a side note... what the fuck is LSS?

i agree, what is lss?

its a 24/7 assault server, some of the guys from that server are alright, but they used to have alot of douchebag nazi's in their clan

DoCBB wrote:

Will you stupid mother fuckers unban me?

I vote that we unban him.

Cloud wrote:

DoCBB wrote:

Will you stupid mother fuckers unban me?

I vote that we unban him.

I already did...TWICE.


...except not.

idk what the real story is here and idk what docterb did to get banned but the real question here is what the fuck did i do. THe first day i went on the assault server i was walking towards front door and one of your admins started yelling at me to "get them" i had no fucking idea what he meant so i asked him what he meant and guess what a got banned..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh yeah after coming back to play on this server(why? because its the only good assault server} i was playing and i didnt notice that one of your admins was behind me at front door *cough cough weed* apparently i blocked him and without a warning without as little as saying my name he slayed me....... then being extremly pissed off because of this i ask Why the fuck did you slay me?... His response you were in my fucking way and he kicked me.... no not power hungry at all... all im saying is i didnt do anything to deserve and yes i was wearing an lss tag before but i wasnt even in the clan i didnt know about any grudge that was being held with lss and gog all i wanted to do was play a good assault server. what i want the gog leaders to see is make sure you dont give your admin to whoever fucking is in the clan they abuse it... extremly some dont but for tahe most part they do

Gawd go read the unban format and make your own!

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